Anyone with social media, a smartphone, and a proclivity for partying knows this story. You're out with friends, sipping a few libations, and suddenly the next morning there's love notes to tequila and photos of you attempting to twerk all over your facebook feed. If you're the sort who'd rather outsource self-control to a technological bouncer, you need the new Drunk Locker app.
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| "I just told Facebook that the next three people who come party with us can do shots out of my cleavage...HAHAHA AWESOME IDEA, RIGHT?" (Image courtesy gettyimages.com.) |
Drunk Locker, according to its creators, acts as a "binary conscience" during your benders. Simply put, it prevents you from accessing six major social media interfaces while you're 'faced. Facebook, Messenger, Snapchat, Twitter, Instagram, and Tumblr are all strictly prohibited for use while juiced. A predetermined time selection (from one to ten hours) allows for your sober judgement to keep you out of social harm's way, and nothing (even uninstalling the app) will stop Drunk Locker from that mission.
Drunk Locker is free, so you'll still have plenty of beer money. And then you might need Drunk Locker more than ever.
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| SHUT UP WINE, YOU'RE WRONG. I'm sorry I yelled at you. I love you. Let's just send a smiley face... (Image courtesy theluxuryspot.com.) |
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